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Quagmire heck yeah its the quag man!

The first syllable is "poe." The second syllable is "kwayg," to rhyme with "vague." The stress can be on either syllable--more likely "po-QUAG" like "opaque" if you live in, as my mom put it, "Upper Poughquag" with the mansions, "PO-quag" like "hoecake" if you live in "Lower Poughquag" by the railroad tracks.

It is called a Quagsire because a Quag Sorie is an oddlooking duck. In that case, somehow Quagsire can relate to that.

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