adjective adjective 1: Drunk. (1855 —) . D.Potter 'There's another bottle,' said Helen. 'Good! I feel like getting a bit squiffy' (1988). 2: Askew, skew-whiff. (1941 —) . G.Melly I never associated it with an orgy, a term I felt to imply a Roman profusion of grapes, wine, buttocks, breasts, marble chaises-longues, and squiffy laurel crowns (1977).