Touche Another in the 60s was Tooter The Turtle which showed up
on the "King Leonardo" and "Tennesse Tuxedo" shows periodically.
Asking Mr. Wizard to send him back in space or time, Tooter assumed
many jobs, which he always wound up botching and getting into
trouble. Then crying out "Help, Mr. Wizard!", Tooter asked for Mr.
Wizard to get him home. Mr. Wizard complied, with his magical
chant: "Drizzle, Drazzle, Druzzle, Drome, time for this one to come
home!" Then told Tooter something like "to be what he was and not
what he was not. Those that do are the happiest lot."
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I believe the exact admonishment from Mr. Wizard was, "ach,
ach...Tooter....alvays, ALVAYS I tell you....be just vat you is,
not vat you is not....folks vat do zis is the happiest lot!"