You Can't Fix Stupid

• Artist: Ron White
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• Release Date: February 07, 2006
• Type: Contains explicit content, Enhanced CD-ROM
• Genre: Comedy

Review

A payoff from his role in the Blue Comedy Tour's success, the audience Ron White plays to on You Can't Fix Stupid is huge. The comedian, however, hasn't changed a bit. He's still that rare rambler at the end of the bar who's entertaining while shooting his mouth off at the modern world and getting scatological whenever possible. The laziness White projects has been supported by a slow release schedule that includes his appearances on the Blue Collar albums, 2003's Drunk in Public, a couple DVDs, and a bunch of shoddy reissues of his early truck stop albums that really don't match his later work. It's admirable that White hasn't exploited the Blue Collar breakthrough like his old record company, but the big payoff of this restraint is You Can't Fix Stupid sounds road-tested to perfection despite White's informal delivery. Sleaze and swearing are abundant and all the explanation you need as to why raunchy man was the only member of the troupe to sit out the too-safe Blue Collar TV series. The brash brute's best material is unquotable in mixed company, meaning You Can't Fix Stupid is a party record for Mom and Dad only, mostly Dad. With straight stand-up and no half-baked novelty songs to clutter the album, the only letdown is that like too many other 21st century stand-up albums, You Can't Fix Stupid is the audio companion to a DVD instead of an entirely stand-alone album. Regardless, it's a solid release in an iffy discography and the best audio introduction yet to his Johnny Walker Black-soaked style. ~ David Jeffries, All Music Guide

Tracks

Track Title	Composers	Performers	Time
Intro		Ron White	(0:52)
Seeing Old Friends		Ron White	(0:18)
Landscraper		Ron White	(1:40)
Touring on the Bus		Ron White	(1:10)
Cheesewheel		Ron White	(1:00)
Michael Jackson		Ron White	(1:54)
Petticoat Junction		Ron White	(1:16)
Ft. Polk		Ron White	(1:03)
The Globe		Ron White	(0:52)
A Flipper		Ron White	(1:32)
Bachelorette Party		Ron White	(4:08)
Refill		Ron White	(0:46)
You Can't Fix Stupid		Ron White	(2:21)
Squirrel Man		Ron White	(12:28)
Chocolate		Ron White	(1:16)
Highway Delight		Ron White	(0:47)
Mile High Club		Ron White	(1:07)
Work Ethic		Ron White	(0:27)
High School		Ron White	(1:14)
Grandma in Texas		Ron White	(3:56)
Cousin Ray		Ron White	(4:10)

Credits

John MacDonald (Executive Producer), Malcolm Harper (Engineer), Frank Mullen (Photography), Dave Glasser (Mastering), Michael "Mahavir" Drumm (Producer)