30 ways to cross a river?

Answer 1

Swim it, wade it, go across on a bridge, go across on a boat, go across on a raft.

The New Guy Enters The Stage: OKAY!!! I could think of a lot of ways and there is probably more than what I have in mind (depends on how inventive you are as well as the money and time you have) okay I'll put some examples below ^-^

Swim across it (although this might be difficult)

Walk the opposite direction that the water is flowing until you find a shallow point you can cross

Build a bridge and go across it (or you could find one)

Use a rope on any strong overhanging branches and swing across (depends on size of river, height of tree, length of rope)

Build a ramp, get a car or motorbike and go at 100mph+ up the ramp and you might make it, you'll probably also crash

Wade through the deep water

Build a dam so that the water cannot pass through and go across

wait until global warming is in full effect and watch as it evaporates!!! (warning you may die of old age)

Ride a horse or a donkey across (might work if your lucky)

Build a raft and sail across or a boat etc

If you can run across water all ninja style, go ahead

Fly across with a plane

Build a jetpack and fly across

Hire a lot of men or women with flamethrowers and make them stream all together so that the water boils and evaporates extremely fast (poor conductor so A LOT)

Wait until winter so that it freezes over (if you are in an area with cold winters...take a coat)

Use cryogenics to freeze the water and walk across / ice skate across

Maybe I don't want to cross a river

Jet Ski across

Surf across (would probably be slow to get across but fun and dangerous)

CANOE!!!!

Pollute the water so much that eventually it is so dense that you can just walk across the thick sludge

Drive a double decker bus into the river so you can walk across the roof or climb along the side

Become a mermaid/merman

Find a river dolphin and ride them across (extremely hard to do this one)

Dig a reinforced tunnel underneath the river

Dig a tunnel and make a large hole so the river flows down into the tunnel giving you a bit of time to cross before it fills up

Join the circus, learn how to fire yourself out a cannon, get the cannon near the river, fire yourself across

Ride an elephant across

I think I'll stop listing them now as it is getting a bit too long but use your imagination and I'm sure there is so many ways (a lot will be similar)

Then they all have sex in the river.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When they had sex they would strip naked in the river!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

you can´t dum people