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Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.
But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V.
chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
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What is the chuck size?
those who find out are killed by chuck Norris
Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Darth Vader?
Chuck Norris would, he can't be choked or cut. However, no fight that involves Chuck Norris is a fair fight... There is no possible way for Chuck Norris (my father) to be killed by anything less than me.... and I'm not going to kill him....
What are the 8 particles that represent a solid?
1. Chuck norris 2. Chuck norris 3. Chuck norris 4. Chuck norris 5. Chuck norris 6. Chuck norris 7. Chuck norris 8. Something to do with science
What is Chuck Norris's weakness?
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
Does Chuck Norris wear Chuck Taylors?
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Who killed Chuck Norris?
C.O.N, the ruling Omnipotent, killed Chuck Norris, because Omnipotence can easily beat Norrispotence.
What is the chuck size?
those who find out are killed by chuck Norris
How many men has Chuck Norris killed in his acting career?
Chuck Norris once killed 182 people with only six bullets.
Who killed who in way of the dragon?
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
What killed most pilgrims?
Chuck Norris and Jew juice
Who killed who in The Way of the Dragon?
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in The Way of the Dragon.
What was Chuck Norris's occupation?
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
Can Chuck Norris take down batman?
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
What can kill Chuck Norris you can?
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon. (Defeated him, crippled him then broke his neck.) If you believe everything else said about Chuck Norris you'll have to believe this too......he then respawned after the movie.CHUCK NORRIS can NEVER EVER DIE!
Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Darth Vader?
Chuck Norris would, he can't be choked or cut. However, no fight that involves Chuck Norris is a fair fight... There is no possible way for Chuck Norris (my father) to be killed by anything less than me.... and I'm not going to kill him....
Has Chuck Norris been killed?
No he is perfectly well. no his really dead!
What are the 8 particles that represent a solid?
1. Chuck norris 2. Chuck norris 3. Chuck norris 4. Chuck norris 5. Chuck norris 6. Chuck norris 7. Chuck norris 8. Something to do with science
