Can Chuck Norris fly

Anonymous

∙ 15y ago

Yes, he can also swim through land.

and he can eat three tons of poo without vommiting.

and he can neuter your cat with his nose hairs!?!?!

and he can shave your bum with his ear wax

Wiki User

∙ 15y ago

What else can I help you with?

Does a dragongfly eat Chuck Norris?

No chuck norris eats a dragon fly.

What do birds use to fly and is also on a compass rose?

Chuck Norris's nose hairs. oh and the compass doesnt get chuck Norris, chuck Norris gets the compass...

Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or everone?

chuck Norris because he is frekin' awesome a can magically fly Chuck Norris, that way, no one protests against me otherwise.

What was Chuck Norris's occupation?

Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris

What are the 8 particles that represent a solid?

1. Chuck norris 2. Chuck norris 3. Chuck norris 4. Chuck norris 5. Chuck norris 6. Chuck norris 7. Chuck norris 8. Something to do with science

What is Chuck Norris's weakness?

Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.

Who would win bat man or Chuck Norris?

Batman cause chukck norris can't fly or throw batmarangs

Where did Chuck Norris go?

Chuck Norris is everywhere and nowhere. Chuck Norris doesn't tell you where he is. If you are chosen to discover where he hides, he will show up at your house and roundhouse kick you so hard that you fly to his current hiding spot. By the time you arrive, he is already gone.

Does Chuck Norris wear Chuck Taylors?

no. the wig wears chuck Norris

Who would win Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan?

Chuck Norris!

How do you cook Chuck Norris?

you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you

Who would win Chuck Norris or Godzilla?

Chuck Norris

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