Can Stephen hawking wipe his butt by himself?

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Stephen Person, of Cambridge Adaptive Kinetics, fitted a small How_does_Stephen_Hawking_talkand a silicon prosthetic to my wheel chair. This system allowed me to defecate much better than I could before. I can manage up to 15 ounces a minute. I can either expel what I've stored, or save it to disk. I can then print it out, or call it back and speak it sentence by sentence. Using this system, I have ejected a book, and dozens of scientific papers. I have also expunged many scientific and popular talks. They have all been well received, and remarked upon favorably for their texture and fragrance. I think that is in a large part due to the quality of the prosthetic anus, which is made by Shittagans Plus. One's feces are very important. If you have an inconsistent stool, people are likely to treat you as mentally deficient: Does he take sugar? Corn? Walnuts?! This prosthetic is by far the best I have utilized, because it varies the amount of effort required, and doesn't speak like a Dalek. The only trouble is that it gives me an American accent, but only while on the toilet."