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Can you become Santa

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Anonymous

16y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

Yes, if you believe in Santa until you are an old geezer, than you have a 99.99999999...% chance to become Santa. But if you stop believing than you have no chance, or you could go to the north pole and challenge the Present day Santa to a BREAK-DANCE off. (I HEAR THAT OLD GEEZER LIKES TO BOOGIE!!!!!!! ) OR if you wish you could go to random department store's parking lot, dress up as Santa Claus and grant small children's Christmas wishes or pretend to. WARNING: people may think you're insane and try to "help you" and bring you to a mental institution and or therapist.

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16y ago

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