NO. You and your married girlfriend will NOT meet the rules that have to met by you and her for her to be your qualifying relative dependent on your 1040 income tax return.
No you can not claim a child who is married
Not long at all. If you were married the last few minutes of 2009, then you can claim the entire year.
Yes, if you're her primary caretaker.
No and you just lied on your taxes. You need a marriage license approved by city hall.
No, sorry. You can only claim someone related to you as a dependent.
Yes that is correct when you claim married less income tax will be withheld from your gross wages. You do NOT have any taxes withheld from your net take home amount that is on your paycheck.
Single filing is okay even if you are married.
Only against gambing winnings reported on the return.
Sure. If you itemize you can claim your full property taxes. And this is new for 2008: If you don't itemize, you can claim $500 of property taxes ($1000 if married filing jointly). See the instructions for line 40 of 2008 Form 1040.
yes because they are minors
No, if both spouses were claimed as dependents on their parents' taxes, they would not be able to file jointly as married. They would likely not qualify as dependents on their parents' taxes anymore once they are married and establishing their own household.
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