No.
You can't catch something from yourself.
No. Sperm contains protein and natural sugars that belong in your body.
Yes, you can. The AIDS virus can be transmitted through several bodily fluids such as blood, sperm, and vaginal secretions. Consuming any of these fluids can result in contracting the disease if your partner is HIV positive.
There is no unpleasant side effect of drinking/consuming one's own sperm provided that the person is free from any sexually transmitted diseases.
No. The only way you treat hearing is with hearing aids.
Only if you had aids....and if you had them already, then getting it into a wound wouldn't matter anyway.
Sperm deficiency will not cause HIV or the resulting AIDS. You must be exposed the the HIV to be infected.
Yes, sperm can also contain AIDS.
Yes, but not Super-AIDS.
No
A man who sucks his own penis will not have more aids than before whether he had this disease or not beforehand. More seriously, you can have aids by practising oral sex if your partner have aids of course, since you can swallow some sperm which may mix with blood. The risk is limited but there is still a risk.
Only if you're drinking it.
Yes.you can, even if you don't swallow.