yes you can, but your kitchen might not end up in one piece, haha!!
because it has problems with itself
smurffs
the microwave will get really hot
I have never had cheese turn purple when I microwave it. Sounds like b.s.
yes
Try loosely wrapping a piece of masking tape sticky side out around your hand. Push the tape down onto the glittery parts of the fabric and lifting back up. It should lift the glitter with it. When that piece of tape loses its stickiness, turn it a bit or start with a fresh piece.
what does the microwave timer told me it was time to turn my TV dinner mean
Turn the tape over.
You can usually disable the beeping sound on your microwave by consulting the user manual for instructions on how to adjust the settings. Look for a "sound" or "beep" option in the settings menu and turn it off. Alternatively, you can try placing a small piece of tape over the speaker to muffle the sound.
No, it will melt and turn into goo.
eat poo
no it'll turn to gold