Puedes afeitarte hoy?
Depends on the dog but u can shave it yourself for free
It means "to shave".
It is "afeitarse". The relexive form of the verb, meaning literally "to shave oneself".
Shave your head?
Most observant men do shave, but certain sects do not.
"Afeitarse" is the normal Spanish verb. It is usually used in its "reflexive" form shown here, literally meaning "shave one's self"."
To shave yourself, no. To run a barber shop and shave others, yes.
Illegally. The complete riddle is the Barber Paradox, where all men must either shave themselves or be shaved by the barber. The barber is said to "only shave men who do not shave themselves" which creates the paradox: as the barber he cannot shave himself because then he would be "shaving someone who shaves himself."
Hoy Is Today in spanish x:Dhoy
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This means to narrowly avoid something bad, such as an accident. The image is of you shaving your face and cutting very close to the skin - almost cutting yourself.
Apart from being painful, you could cause an infection.