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Whether you can stick a hotdog up a vagina depends on whose vagina you want to stick it up. Unfortunately, you can't just go around sticking hotdogs up any vagina you choose (unless your name is Donald J. Trump of course). It also matters what kind of hotdog you are using. You can't stick a non-kosher hotdog up the vagina of a religious Jewess. Rabbinically certified Kosher only for her. You can't stick a hotdog up a devout Muslim lady's vagina unless it's Halal. . If the lady with the vagina is Hindu, you can't stick a beef frank up there. It's Turkey, Chicken, or nothing!
Finally, if you'd like to stay out of jail, it is best to ask the lady in question if you can stick a hotdog up there. I suggest the following.
YOU: Hi there! You are looking lovely today. Can I stick a nice juicy hotdog up your nice juicy vagina.?
If her answer is "That would be lovely," then you can.
If, on the other hand, she says, "Maybe later," while reaching into her purse for the bear spray -- You can't. Leave quickly.
Finally, where matters. You can't do it at the kindergarten picnic, at dinner when meeting her parents for the first time (the second time maybe), and you can't do it on TV during the Super Bowl halftime. (Just remember, kids seeing bone-breaking, concussion-causing violence -- GOOD. Kids seeing naked lady bits -- BAD!)
Personally, you can stick a hotdog up my vagina no problem. Just let me know when and where
Carolyn Cucq
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What is the mounting position for dogs who are mating?
Doggy style, of course! Just like humans. Female on all fours on the bottom with male on her back, humping from behind. There are a couple of differences. In humans, the female is on her knees and hands while female dogs just stand on their four feet. In humans the male is on his knees humping into the female from behind while the male dogs just stands on his hind feet and pumps into the female dog from behind. Oh, and one other thing, when the male dog gets his penis into the woman's vagina, a section of the male dog's penis near the base of it swells up quite large inside the female dog's vagina, locking the him inside her vagina for up to an hour, with the male dog cumming all the time. WOW! Now that is some sex! A human female can do it with a male dog the same way by kneeling in front of him and giving him access to her vagina plus she cannot get pregnant or any STDs. And HE will never tell another human how easy you were.
Will your dog die if she bit through a glow stick?
No, they may vomit..safiest thing to do is take to a veternarian or call Poison Control for a check-up. But not death!
What can you sprinkle on your carpet after you clean up dog poop so that the dog will never return to use that spot?
Pour bleach all over your carpet! Then put hot sauce on it. AND THEN kiss the floor good night.
What is sup dog?
sup-abreveation for what is up?what is up dog?
Why is it dangerous to leave an infant or a dog in a car on a sunny day with the windows rolled up?
because it is too hot and they could die by being dehydrated DON"T EVER DO THAT!
Can you stick a hot dog up your nose?
you can if u push it hard!!!!
Is it normal to hurt when you stick someting up your vagina?
Yes, you shouldn't stick foreign objects up your Vagina.
Why do you want to work for hot dog on a stick?
I want to work for hot dog on a stick because when I was growing up and every time i visit HDOAS I always see the employees having a great time and thats what I wanna work at.
How do you make a vagina with modelling clay?
you stick it up your nose (I perfer to stick it up my nose, then suck on it until it rots)
Why can't I fit a pineapple up my vagina?
well maybe because your stupid. why do you want to fit a pineapple up your vagina!... just stick with cucumbers.
What does 'senn amana koyaym' mean?
It means "I'll stick it up your vagina."
Is it normal to stick food up your vagina?
It could result in an infection, so is not normal.
Mickey Mouse hot dog hot dog lyrics?
Hot dog! (Hot dog) Hot dog! Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog Now we got ears, it's time for cheers Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog Grab my boots and a sandwich Let's start a parade Get the coconut drum kit For Daisy to play Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog We're taking off, we're dancing now Hot dog, leapfrog, and holy cow Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog It's a brand new day Whatcha waiting for? Get up, stretch out, stomp on the floor Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog We're splitting the scene We're full of beans So long for now from Mickey Mouse (That's me!) And the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Is it bad to be 13 and stick things up your vagina?
No. It is perfectly normal! Just don't stick anything in there that could hurt you or that could get stuck.
What are the alternative uses of bananas?
If you dont want to eat it stick it up you vagina if your to cheap to buy a dildo : )
Mickey Mouse Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog song lyrics?
Hot dog! (Hot dog)Hot dog!Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dogNow we got ears, it's time for cheersHot dog, hot dog, the problem's solvedHot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dogGrab my boots and a sandwichLet's start a paradeGet the coconut drum kitFor Daisy to playHot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dogWe're taking off, we're dancing nowHot dog, leapfrog, and holy cowHot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dogHot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dogIt's a brand new dayWhatcha waiting for?Get up, stretch out, stomp on the floorHot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dogHot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dogWe're splitting the sceneWe're full of beansSo long for now from Mickey Mouse (That's me!)And the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"
How hot is a dog?
A hot dog should be cooked to 160 Degrees Fahrenheit.
