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a kindergarten class is doing a science project with life savers (candy)and they guessed them all right until they got to a yellow one they couldn't figure it out so they asked the teacher for a hint and the teacher said this is something your mommy might call your daddy sometimes at that second a little girl jumped up and said spit it out its an a s s hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wuz DAT funny enough 4 u??????????

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