Jokes and Riddles

This is an American English language tongue-twister that is used to train children to master speech, set in a fun rhyme of alike sounding words. The answer given within the tongue twister is: "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood." NOTE: In real life, Woodchucks (groundhogs) do NOT really chuck wood. Read below for some humorous answers to this perplexing tongue twister. Woodchucks Chucking Wood The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given...

There are 1,000 grams (g) in a kilogram (kg) and 0.001 kilogram equal a gram. The prefix "kilo" (symbol k) in the International System of Units (SI), means one thousand. 1,000 grams in a kilo. 1000 100 1 kg = 1000 g 1 kg = 1000 grams 1 gram = 0.001 kg ...

it pushes the "paws" button

It would be July 26 because if you add 2 weeks to the 9th (+14 days) then you would get July 23 but it said his party is 3 bays after his birthday so it would be July 23 (+3 days) which would equal the 26 of July. ...

Road crews up at the North Pole have it tough. They have to use snow cones. ...

The letter "M" occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years. ...

The timeworn and pedestrian answer is simply "to get to the other side." Here are some creative and original answers: The chicken crossed the road. This fact is rarely disputed. But why did the chicken cross the road? No entirely satisfactory explanation has ever been agreed upon. The most popular reason is purely that the chicken crossed to get to the other side. If this is correct then many jokes have been spoiled or ruined. The most interesting question is who originally came up...

You should take your cookie to a doctor when it feels crummy. You should take your cookie to the doctor when you have enough dough. ...

the answer is nemesis

What's hoppin'? Hahaha...

When they have a threesome, things get a little g"ruff" lol

money

9 a.m + 4 hours = 1 p.m. More generally, when you are doing modulus arithmetic, specifically mod 12. ie. (9+4) mod 12 = 1 not as tough as 9 pm + 4 hours = 1 am ...

Up in arms

A towel gets wetter as it dries you. YOU dry off while the TOWEL gets wet. a towel!! A Towel ...

I have seen similar questions; the assumption is that one will always tell the truth, the other will always lie. The question can either be: "What would the other guardian say if I asked which was the way to heaven", or "What would you say if I asked you which was the way to heaven", or some variation. -- There simply is no guardians or gates written in the KJV text which I am aware of that related to souls access to...

Unless you are in a polygamous marriage, you are your husband's wife, so you would call her your mother. ...

A little hoarse/horse.

$8,710.72 To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad. So how much is a human life worth? According to research by Stanford economists, a year of human life is worth about $129,000. Wolfram Alpha tells us that the average age of a person named Brad is 35 years, and that the average life expectancy for a human male (worldwide) is about 69 years. Assuming that procuring a loaf of Brad involves cutting down a Brad in his prime,...

The 12 toothpicks were arranged into the letters N-I-N-E-I, with toothpicks forming an N (3), I (1), N (3), E, (4) and I (1). She throws away the one that makes the last I, so she is left with N-I-N-E. (the letters now spelled out by the remaining eleven 11 toothpicks) ...

32 Teeth in an Adult

whats the difference between a ginger lieing in the road and a dog in the road , people tried to stop for the dog ...

Man. The tree is the tree of life and the 3rd leg is a walking stick.

Cockerpoodledoo.

they are going to have a little one