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Type in a riddle and get the answer?

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Riddle me this:

I have no mouth, yet I hold sweet delights, No hands, yet I shape them, day and night. I stand by fire, my heart is hot, But never consume, I just take what's bought.

What am I?

What do whales go to see when their teeth need to be fixed?

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Orca-dontist or welsh dentist.

What is a riddle for the word debate?

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What would an argument about a date be?

A DEBATE

What do you call a thirty six inch two by four?

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A lumber yard is the answer to that riddle.

Where do math teachers eat?

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apples

What is a mouse's favorite television show?

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squeal of fortune

What snowman lives at the north pole?

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The Wicked Snowman Of The North.

What do cats put in soft drink?

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Mice cubes or Catnip

Why didn't the snobbish potatoes want their daughter to marry a news broadcaster?

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Because he was just a common tater (commentator).

What is the middle letter in the alphabet?

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There are 26 letters, so there is no exact "halfway". M and N are 13th and 14th, splitting the halfway point.

What cut with a slicing knife?

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slicing knife is typically used for slicing cooked or smoked meats such as roasts, hams, turkeys, and other large cuts of meat. The long, thin, and narrow blade of a slicing knife allows for precise, clean cuts, resulting in even slices of meat. It's an ideal tool for tasks that require finely slicing meats for presentation or serving purposes.

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What is 1000 y in a m?

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1000 years in a millennium

What does Joe Starbuck never wear while drinking coffee?

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What does joe never wear while drinking coffee?

What is a riddle where the answer is fountain?

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If you twist my arm

I'll start to cry.

If you twist too hard

I'll spit in your eye!

What do you get when you cross a British mother with the vertex of a parabola?

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The answer to this riddle is maximum or minimum. "Mum" is a term often used in Britain to refer to one's mother.

A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The man behind the bar pulled out a gun and shot the man. Why should that be so?

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A good bartender is supposed to know what kind of drink the customer wants. He evidently saw that his customer had the hiccups. Even though there are many drinks that cure the hiccups (such as soda and angostura bitters), the best cure to hiccups is to be suddenly and randomly scared.

AnswerThe man was a robber. the bartender pointed the gun at him so he would look like he was caught red-handed but the police cme

Why Did the Writer enjoy living in a Basement?

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it was a best cellar !! hun hun!! ;)