Jokes and Riddles

If an orange isn't ripe, is it called a green?

well a paper can fly but you've got to fold it a lot to make it much stronger.

Each monkey eats 1 banana in 5 mins. So, 20 monkeys will eat 20 bananas in the same 5 mins

12, 57

This sounds like the old riddle "What goes up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?" The answer is "an umbrella."

Ten Sows and Bucks..

I think you are looking for Polite is to Rude, as Graceful is to Clumsy
they are opposites.

The Pink Panther would likely not say anything as he is a silent character. His facial expressions and body language would communicate his surprise or reaction to stepping on the ant.

Why did the hydrocarbon break up with the salt? Because it found a new compound that had better chemistry!

That varies a lot, depending on your latitude, longitude (where you live), the local time zone, and the time of the year.

Search your favorite search engine for "sunrise calculator", to get specific details for your region.

Time

In the cell cycle, a cell's progression is regulated by checkpoints that monitor its integrity and readiness to advance to the next phase. If a cell receives signals that indicate it's not ready to divide, it can enter a non-dividing phase called G0 or undergo apoptosis (cell death) to prevent potential problems like DNA damage from being perpetuated.

Both NASA and the Federal Reserve are federal agencies in the United States. They are both tasked with specialized functions: NASA is responsible for space exploration and aeronautics research, while the Federal Reserve oversees the country's monetary policy and regulates the banking system.

Yes, here's one: Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

A lost hippo. Hippos are not native to the north pole and would not typically be found in that environment.

A family of hillbillies.

The answer is "hot and cold faucet." A firefighter cannot win in a "house fire" as their goal is to save lives and property, not destroy them.

The coordinates 18 degrees north and 37 degrees east correspond to Cairo, the capital city of Egypt.

The sunflower plant displays the Fibonacci sequence in the arrangement of its seeds within its seed head. The seeds are arranged in two interconnecting spirals, with their numbers typically following the Fibonacci sequence.

True. A hybrid is the offspring resulting from a cross between two different species.

At the North Pole, road crews may use specialized equipment like snowplows, salt/sand spreaders, and snow blowers to clear snow and ice from roads. They may also rely on thermal heaters or heated roads to prevent ice accumulation. Additionally, they might use reflective markers or GPS systems to navigate and mark routes in the challenging Arctic conditions.

Amerigo Vespucci is credited with naming the continent "America" after himself, based on his observations during his explorations of the New World in the late 15th century. Though he was not a mapmaker himself, cartographers began using the name in his honor to refer to the newly discovered landmass.

Two words that start with "alb" and mean white are "albino" and "albite."

This statement suggests that the solution or answer to a problem can be found within oneself, often related to internal strengths, resources, or knowledge. It may also signify the importance of self-reflection or introspection to uncover the answer.

The plant went to the hairdresser because it had split ends and needed a trim to keep growing healthy.