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Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!

Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Tongue Twisters

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is an American English language tongue-twister that is used to train children to master speech, set in a fun rhyme of alike sounding words. The answer given within the tongue twister is: "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood." NOTE: In real life, Woodchucks (groundhogs) do NOT really chuck wood. Read below for some humorous answers to this perplexing tongue twister. Woodchucks Chucking Wood The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Weight and Mass

How many grams are in a kilogram?

There are 1,000 grams (g) in a kilogram (kg) and 0.001 kilogram equal a gram. The prefix "kilo" (symbol k) in the International System of Units (SI), means one thousand. 1,000 grams in a kilo. 1000 100 1 kg = 1000 g 1 kg = 1000 grams 1 gram = 0.001 kg ...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

How does a dog stop a CD player?

it pushes the "paws" button
Asked in Miley Cyrus, Jokes and Riddles

Sally's birthday is on July 9 Billy's birthday is two weeks later Billy's party is three days after his birthday When is Billy's party?

It would be July 26 because if you add 2 weeks to the 9th (+14 days) then you would get July 23 but it said his party is 3 bays after his birthday so it would be July 23 (+3 days) which would equal the 26 of July. ...
Asked in North Pole, Jokes and Riddles

What do road crews use at the North Pole?

Road crews up at the North Pole have it tough. They have to use snow cones. ...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

What occurs once in every minute twice in every moment yet never in a thousand years?

The letter "M" occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years. ...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The timeworn and pedestrian answer is simply "to get to the other side." Here are some creative and original answers: The chicken crossed the road. This fact is rarely disputed. But why did the chicken cross the road? No entirely satisfactory explanation has ever been agreed upon. The most popular reason is purely that the chicken crossed to get to the other side. If this is correct then many jokes have been spoiled or ruined. The most interesting question is who originally came up...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

When should you take a cookie to the doctor?

You should take your cookie to a doctor when it feels crummy. You should take your cookie to the doctor when you have enough dough. ...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit?

What's hoppin'? Hahaha...
Asked in Goats and Sheep, Jokes and Riddles

Why are the three billy goats called gruff?

When they have a threesome, things get a little g"ruff" lol
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Math and Arithmetic, Algebra

When does 9 plus 4 equal 1?

9 a.m + 4 hours = 1 p.m. More generally, when you are doing modulus arithmetic, specifically mod 12. ie. (9+4) mod 12 = 1 not as tough as 9 pm + 4 hours = 1 am ...
Asked in Grammar, Jokes and Riddles, Bodies of Water, Word Games

What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel gets wetter as it dries you. YOU dry off while the TOWEL gets wet. a towel!! A Towel ...
Asked in Religion & Spirituality, Jokes and Riddles

2 guardians one gate to hell and one to heaven. How can find gate to heaven by asking only one question?

I have seen similar questions; the assumption is that one will always tell the truth, the other will always lie. The question can either be: "What would the other guardian say if I asked which was the way to heaven", or "What would you say if I asked you which was the way to heaven", or some variation. -- There simply is no guardians or gates written in the KJV text which I am aware of that related to souls access to...
Asked in Relationships, Jokes and Riddles, Extended Family

What do you call your husband's wife's mother?

Unless you are in a polygamous marriage, you are your husband's wife, so you would call her your mother. ...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

What do you call a pony that doesnt whinny?

A little hoarse/horse.
Asked in Economics, Jokes and Riddles, Grocery Shopping, Breads

How much was a loaf of Brad in 1975?

$8,710.72 To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad. So how much is a human life worth? According to research by Stanford economists, a year of human life is worth about $129,000. Wolfram Alpha tells us that the average age of a person named Brad is 35 years, and that the average life expectancy for a human male (worldwide) is about 69 years. Assuming that procuring a loaf of Brad involves cutting down a Brad in his prime,...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Educational Methods and Theories, College Tuition and Fees

An angry elderly woman had twelve toothpicks in front of her She threw one away Now she had nine in front of her How is this possible?

The 12 toothpicks were arranged into the letters N-I-N-E-I, with toothpicks forming an N (3), I (1), N (3), E, (4) and I (1). She throws away the one that makes the last I, so she is left with N-I-N-E. (the letters now spelled out by the remaining eleven 11 toothpicks) ...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

What are good ginger jokes?

whats the difference between a ginger lieing in the road and a dog in the road , people tried to stop for the dog ...
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

What climbs up a tree with two legs and climbs down with three?

Man. The tree is the tree of life and the 3rd leg is a walking stick.
Asked in Jokes and Riddles

Why are mr and mrs number so happy?

they are going to have a little one