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What is the best you momma joke?
Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda. Yo momma is so ugly, she made her shadow run away.
What are some short yo momma jokes?
Yo momma's so short she makes plankton look 10 feet tall
How did yo momma jokes get started?
i heard that sum kid was bored and told his friend a joke about is momma so he said sumtin bak so it jus turned into a game
What are some really good yo momma jokes?
Personally I think they are kinda rude and I shouldn't encourage you but........ .yo momma so fat she can't fit through the door .yo momma so ugly people have to waer special goggles to look at her face so they won't die .yo momma so ashey she looks like shes already cremated These should not be used on somebody who is bigger and toufer than you.
Why do you think that Momma seems so upset about Mr.Robert?
Because she doesn't like him.
How did john Cabot prepare for his trip?
Well, I am not so sure ,but he left in 1497.
What is the best you momma joke?
Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda. Yo momma is so ugly, she made her shadow run away.
How do you spell momma?
The spelling "mommas" is the plural of momma, as "mamas" is the plural of mama (mother).If you want to form a possessive of the word momma, you would use an apostrophe, so it would be momma's, as in Big Momma's House (2000).
What is the best yo' momma joke?
yo' momma so skinny she uses Cheerios for her hula hoop.:)
What are your mom jokes?
Yo momma so stupid that she thinks taco bell is a Mexican telephonge companyYo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!Yo momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing.Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.Yo momma so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo momma so fat that when she stepped onto the scales it said "I want your weight not your phone number"Yo momma so fat that when she turned around your house missed 3 days of sunlightYo momma so fat that when she turned around it was her birthday
Why did Indiana become a state?
your momma is so dump
What are some short yo momma jokes?
Yo momma's so short she makes plankton look 10 feet tall
How did yo momma jokes get started?
i heard that sum kid was bored and told his friend a joke about is momma so he said sumtin bak so it jus turned into a game
How many Big Momma movies are there?
So far there are 4 Big Mommas: Big Momma's House, Big Momma's House 2, and Big Momma's House: Like Father Like Son and big mommas house like father like son 2
What are some really good yo momma jokes?
Personally I think they are kinda rude and I shouldn't encourage you but........ .yo momma so fat she can't fit through the door .yo momma so ugly people have to waer special goggles to look at her face so they won't die .yo momma so ashey she looks like shes already cremated These should not be used on somebody who is bigger and toufer than you.
What is so good about the Mackenzie river?
because she got it from her momma
What song does Mitchel Musso sing in So Random?
MY momma
