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What are your mom jokes?



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  • Yo momma so stupid that she thinks taco bell is a Mexican telephonge company
  • Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
  • Yo momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing.
  • Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
  • Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
  • Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
  • Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
  • Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
  • Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
  • Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
  • Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
  • Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
  • Yo momma so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
  • Yo momma so fat that when she stepped onto the scales it said "I want your weight not your phone number"
  • Yo momma so fat that when she turned around your house missed 3 days of sunlight
  • Yo momma so fat that when she turned around it was her birthday