- Yo momma so stupid that she thinks taco bell is a Mexican telephonge company
- Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
- Yo momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing.
- Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
- Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
- Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
- Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
- Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
- Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
- Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
- Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
- Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
- Yo momma so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo momma so fat that when she stepped onto the scales it said "I want your weight not your phone number"
- Yo momma so fat that when she turned around your house missed 3 days of sunlight
- Yo momma so fat that when she turned around it was her birthday