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There are 30 cows 20 ate chickens 28 is the answer 20 ate

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Its a Tuna Fish
because 1 the word tuna is one letter from Tune get the joke?

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Dozens of different things have the initials DMC.

They can be used for roman numerals: D=500, M=1000, and C=100.

DMC can mean Did mind coming, daily medical car, DeLorean Motor Company, Daimler Motor Company, Daelim Motor Company, Disaster Monitoring Constellation, among other things.

In case your asking in terms of Twenty century (ok Twenty first too) DMC is an eary rap phrase or hip hop, refers to Disc Master of Ceremony.

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this is based on a superstition this is answer is taken from another answer site The superstition is as follows: "If the palm of your right hand is itchy, then it fortells that money is coming to you, but don't scratch it as that stops the money from coming! If it's your left palm that is itchy, then scratch away, as that means that you'll soon be paying money."

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Half and half!

it all depends on the situation. If it is to a party you will definitely want your friend to be there. if it is to a place that their can be harm, It is not recommended either go there.

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Because if there wasn't any laughter in our world, it'd be so depressing people would just want to lay down and die! I'm a humorist myself

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Bulls with LARGE.....

Horns. (what did you think?)

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Someone with broad humor laughs at anything and finds humor any where. Also, laughing at people is considered 'broad' humor, and some may refer to jokes about women (Broads) as broad humor.

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You can find them at Barnes and Nobles.

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Numbers are infinite, which means they have no end. For that reason, there is no biggest number.

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Here's a link to them on you tube.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Omahdon/videos

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she had bright students

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The Latin root dis- means not. You should know what solution means :) So dissolution means the opposite of solution.

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Spin it on its axis

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I'm pretty sure the correct term is "deja vu", which is French for "I've heard this bull before". Or maybe it is "deja moo!" (That is word play on deja vu.)

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A chick. I get this joke and it's pretty funny. You would be surprised to find a chick in an eggshell. For those who don't get it (chick as in a term for girls/women). For an example sentence, "Look at that chick walking."

It's "chick" when you are using the term for both a girl and a baby chicken. Anyway, it would be surprising to find anything inside of an egg that isn't a chick or a part of the egg's original contents.

However, it would be surprising if you found a chick of any sort, and in any condition, in an egg purchased from a supermarket.

Not necessarily humorous, however, spies were known to imbed secret messages inside an eggshell, without breaking the shell!

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annoying

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Possible answers:

1. Your least favorite celebrity, or at least their looks.

2. They are mostly likely all warm-blooded.

3. Nobody fully understands celebrities nor space aliens.

4. Nearly everyone talks about them, but few have met them up close.

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Kyaatamoriku - He was a japanese samurai. Legends states that he and his small troop of 200 people fought 3000 enemies and were victorious in the battle.

Kelly from Kelly's Heroes.