Humor & Amusement

The full riddle is: "Lovers love it, friends need it, a relationship starts with it, and life ends with it." The answer is rendezvous. Note to Supervisors: Merge all like questions asking the basic riddle. More than likely the user meant the basic riddle, despite the excess letter hints. ...

Drop That Smurf! This question assumes that a smurf requires oxygen to survive, which is a valid assumption considering smurfs fear drowning as much as any normal air-breathing creature does. Furthermore, if smurfs require oxygen, then they must have some kind oxygen-transport molecule in their bloodstream. In vertebrates, this molecule is heme with an iron atom at its center and is what gives blood its red color. Since smurfs appear to be vertebrates, we can assume they also have heme in their blood....

Dozens of different things have the initials DMC. They can be used for roman numerals: D=500, M=1000, and C=100. DMC can mean Did mind coming, daily medical car, DeLorean Motor Company, Daimler Motor Company, Daelim Motor Company, Disaster Monitoring Constellation, among other things. In case your asking in terms of Twenty century (ok Twenty first too) DMC is an eary rap phrase or hip hop, refers to Disc Master of Ceremony. ...

Here are some items found in a bathroom that begin with the letter A: Ace bandage Acetone Acid Acne cream Acne medication Adhesive pad Advil Aerosol hair spray Aerosol spray After shave Aftershave Aim toothpaste Air conditioner Air freshener Air vents Ajax cleanser Alarm Alcohol Alcohol wipes Aleve Algae Alka seltzer All in one shampoo Aloe Aloe facial cream Aloe Vera Aloe Vera lotion Anacin pain reliever Anal thermometer Andrew's liver salts Andrex toilet paper. Anti-biotic ointment Antacids Anti-aging cream Anti-bacterial ointment Anti-bacterial soap Anti-biotic ointment Anti-fungal ointment Anti-perspirant Anti-slip mat. Antidepressants Antiperspirant Antiseptic (mouthwashes and first aid cream) Anti-wrinkle cream Apple scented body-wash Applicators Approved electrical appliance Apricot cleansing grains (facial exfoliant) Aquafresh toothpaste Aqua net hair spray Aquanet hair spray Area rug Arm and Hammer deodorant Arm deodorant Aromatherapy...

this is based on a superstition this is answer is taken from another answer site The superstition is as follows: "If the palm of your right hand is itchy, then it fortells that money is coming to you, but don't scratch it as that stops the money from coming! If it's your left palm that is itchy, then scratch away, as that means that you'll soon be paying money." ...

Half and half! it all depends on the situation. If it is to a party you will definitely want your friend to be there. if it is to a place that their can be harm, It is not recommended either go there. ...

Because if there wasn't any laughter in our world, it'd be so depressing people would just want to lay down and die! I'm a humorist myself :D ...

Bulls with LARGE..... Horns. (what did you think?)

Someone with broad humor laughs at anything and finds humor any where. Also, laughing at people is considered 'broad' humor, and some may refer to jokes about women (Broads) as broad humor. ...

You can find them at Barnes and Nobles.

Cassandria Arnaz Carlson is Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz' biological grand daughter. Her mother was Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz' daughter Madeline born 1947. Cassandria Lucianna Arnaz, is now the V.P. of Marketing and New Media Specialist for SyndicatedNews.NET. She has three children and her name can be found in the listing of the members of that website under her own name. Attorney Blaine T. Bettinger was the main speaker for Valentines Day 2013 on a SyndicatedNews.NET episode which explains the procedure Arnaz-Carlson used...

Here's a link to them on you tube. http://www.youtube.com/user/Omahdon/videos ...

The Latin root dis- means not. You should know what solution means :) So dissolution means the opposite of solution. ...

Spin it on its axis

A chick. I get this joke and it's pretty funny. You would be surprised to find a chick in an eggshell. For those who don't get it (chick as in a term for girls/women). For an example sentence, "Look at that chick walking." It's "chick" when you are using the term for both a girl and a baby chicken. Anyway, it would be surprising to find anything inside of an egg that isn't a chick or a part of the egg's...

The question sheet and answers to "Can you zooley" are here http://msbeaker.blogspot.com/2010/02/lateral-thinking-and-logic-puzzles.html...

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Possible answers: 1. Your least favorite celebrity, or at least their looks. 2. They are mostly likely all warm-blooded. 3. Nobody fully understands celebrities nor space aliens. 4. Nearly everyone talks about them, but few have met them up close. ...

Kyaatamoriku - He was a japanese samurai. Legends states that he and his small troop of 200 people fought 3000 enemies and were victorious in the battle. Kelly from Kelly's Heroes. ...

Possible answers: Your name. Your personal space. Your toilet.

Well it is so "boring" because the either that belongs to you not doing anything, doing something you have been doing for a long period of time, or the doing that belongs to you something that doesn't interest you. *minor edit for grammar ...

Ideally, everyone performing the experiment would include the following: - distilled waterThere are a lot of factors involved. The cohesion and adhesion ('stickiness') of water molecules can be effected by things like oils (on surface pennies from peoples' skin) and other contaminates on the penny. The size of the dropper or pipette will determine the size of each water droplet - the larger the drop, the fewer number of drops will fit on the penny. The manner in which the water is added to...

These are the 10-step instructions on How to Eat a Ham Sandwich: 1) Remove sandwich from plate with both hands and bring close to face. 2) Survey said sandwich for the most appetizing bite. (Personally I like corners, but others I know like to go straight for the middle.) 3) Open mouth and insert sandwich. 4) Bite down hard enough to chew through all layers while simultaneously withdrawing sandwich away from face. This is to allow adequate airflow while chewing. (Trust me, unobstructed breathing is quite...

Depending on the method you want to take to get to the moon. Lets say we are going to use Nissan March (hereunder called the car) to take us to the Moon as a calculation basis. From this basis, assume that a highway (usually we named toll road in our country) has been built for this trip Assume that when the trip is held, no moon movement is occur The car consumed about 5 litres for every 100 km of trip (reference: http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/NEWS/2010/_STORY/100915-01-e.html) Moon...

he was 5"9" and weighed 160 pounds