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Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

Asked in Humor & Amusement, Word Brain Teasers

Lovers love it friends need it a relationship starts with it and life ends with it - what is it?

The full riddle is: "Lovers love it, friends need it, a relationship starts with it, and life ends with it." The answer is rendezvous. Note to Supervisors: Merge all like questions asking the basic riddle. More than likely the user meant the basic riddle, despite the excess letter hints. ...
Asked in Animated TV Series, Humor & Amusement, Shrek, The Smurfs

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

Drop That Smurf! This question assumes that a smurf requires oxygen to survive, which is a valid assumption considering smurfs fear drowning as much as any normal air-breathing creature does. Furthermore, if smurfs require oxygen, then they must have some kind oxygen-transport molecule in their bloodstream. In vertebrates, this molecule is heme with an iron atom at its center and is what gives blood its red color. Since smurfs appear to be vertebrates, we can assume they also have heme in their blood....
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Acronyms & Abbreviations, Roman Numerals

What does the letters d m c stand for?

Dozens of different things have the initials DMC. They can be used for roman numerals: D=500, M=1000, and C=100. DMC can mean Did mind coming, daily medical car, DeLorean Motor Company, Daimler Motor Company, Daelim Motor Company, Disaster Monitoring Constellation, among other things. In case your asking in terms of Twenty century (ok Twenty first too) DMC is an eary rap phrase or hip hop, refers to Disc Master of Ceremony. ...
Asked in Humor & Amusement

What are some bathroom items that begin with the letter A?

Here are some items found in a bathroom that begin with the letter A: Ace bandage Acetone Acid Acne cream Acne medication Adhesive pad Advil Aerosol hair spray Aerosol spray After shave Aftershave Aim toothpaste Air conditioner Air freshener Air vents Ajax cleanser Alarm Alcohol Alcohol wipes Aleve Algae Alka seltzer All in one shampoo Aloe Aloe facial cream Aloe Vera Aloe Vera lotion Anacin pain reliever Anal thermometer Andrew's liver salts Andrex toilet paper. Anti-biotic ointment Antacids Anti-aging cream Anti-bacterial ointment Anti-bacterial soap Anti-biotic ointment Anti-fungal ointment Anti-perspirant Anti-slip mat. Antidepressants Antiperspirant Antiseptic (mouthwashes and first aid cream) Anti-wrinkle cream Apple scented body-wash Applicators Approved electrical appliance Apricot cleansing grains (facial exfoliant) Aquafresh toothpaste Aqua net hair spray Aquanet hair spray Area rug Arm and Hammer deodorant Arm deodorant Aromatherapy...
Asked in Humor & Amusement

Meaning of itchy right hand or left hand?

this is based on a superstition this is answer is taken from another answer site The superstition is as follows: "If the palm of your right hand is itchy, then it fortells that money is coming to you, but don't scratch it as that stops the money from coming! If it's your left palm that is itchy, then scratch away, as that means that you'll soon be paying money." ...
Asked in Humor & Amusement

Who goes there friend or foe?

Half and half! it all depends on the situation. If it is to a party you will definitely want your friend to be there. if it is to a place that their can be harm, It is not recommended either go there. ...
Asked in Humor & Amusement

Why are Humorists important to society?

Because if there wasn't any laughter in our world, it'd be so depressing people would just want to lay down and die! I'm a humorist myself :D ...
Asked in Cows and Cattle, Humor & Amusement

What do cows dream of?

Bulls with LARGE..... Horns. (what did you think?)
Asked in Humor & Amusement

What is broad humor?

Someone with broad humor laughs at anything and finds humor any where. Also, laughing at people is considered 'broad' humor, and some may refer to jokes about women (Broads) as broad humor. ...
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Books and Literature

Where can you find Tickle stories?

You can find them at Barnes and Nobles.
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Lucille Ball

Who is Cassandria Carlson?

Cassandria Arnaz Carlson is Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz' biological grand daughter. Her mother was Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz' daughter Madeline born 1947. Cassandria Lucianna Arnaz, is now the V.P. of Marketing and New Media Specialist for SyndicatedNews.NET. She has three children and her name can be found in the listing of the members of that website under her own name. Attorney Blaine T. Bettinger was the main speaker for Valentines Day 2013 on a SyndicatedNews.NET episode which explains the procedure Arnaz-Carlson used...
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Comics

Where can you find VGCats The Animated Series?

Here's a link to them on you tube. http://www.youtube.com/user/Omahdon/videos ...
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Definitions

What does dissolution mean?

The Latin root dis- means not. You should know what solution means :) So dissolution means the opposite of solution. ...
Asked in Humor & Amusement

How do you change light bulb in globe?

Spin it on its axis
Asked in Pysanky Egg Art, Humor & Amusement

Instead of an egg name something you'd be surprised to find inside an eggshell?

A chick. I get this joke and it's pretty funny. You would be surprised to find a chick in an eggshell. For those who don't get it (chick as in a term for girls/women). For an example sentence, "Look at that chick walking." It's "chick" when you are using the term for both a girl and a baby chicken. Anyway, it would be surprising to find anything inside of an egg that isn't a chick or a part of the egg's...
Asked in Humor & Amusement

What are the answers to Can You Zooley?

The question sheet and answers to "Can you zooley" are here http://msbeaker.blogspot.com/2010/02/lateral-thinking-and-logic-puzzles.html...
Asked in Chimpanzees, Humor & Amusement

What do vogue and aliens share in common?

Possible answers: 1. Your least favorite celebrity, or at least their looks. 2. They are mostly likely all warm-blooded. 3. Nobody fully understands celebrities nor space aliens. 4. Nearly everyone talks about them, but few have met them up close. ...
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Scattergories and Words Starting with Certain Letters, Adjectives and Articles, Cartoons

What are some heroes that begin with the letter K?

Kyaatamoriku - He was a japanese samurai. Legends states that he and his small troop of 200 people fought 3000 enemies and were victorious in the battle. Kelly from Kelly's Heroes. ...
Asked in Tigers, Humor & Amusement

Everyone uses it but it belongs to you?

Possible answers: Your name. Your personal space. Your toilet.
Asked in Humor & Amusement

Why is boredom so boring?

Well it is so "boring" because the either that belongs to you not doing anything, doing something you have been doing for a long period of time, or the doing that belongs to you something that doesn't interest you. *minor edit for grammar ...
Asked in Units of Measure, Humor & Amusement

How many drops of soapy water fit in a penny?

Ideally, everyone performing the experiment would include the following: - distilled waterThere are a lot of factors involved. The cohesion and adhesion ('stickiness') of water molecules can be effected by things like oils (on surface pennies from peoples' skin) and other contaminates on the penny. The size of the dropper or pipette will determine the size of each water droplet - the larger the drop, the fewer number of drops will fit on the penny. The manner in which the water is added to...
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Sandwiches

How do you eat a ham sandwich?

These are the 10-step instructions on How to Eat a Ham Sandwich: 1) Remove sandwich from plate with both hands and bring close to face. 2) Survey said sandwich for the most appetizing bite. (Personally I like corners, but others I know like to go straight for the middle.) 3) Open mouth and insert sandwich. 4) Bite down hard enough to chew through all layers while simultaneously withdrawing sandwich away from face. This is to allow adequate airflow while chewing. (Trust me, unobstructed breathing is quite...
Asked in Humor & Amusement

How many teaspoons of sugar to get to the moon?

Depending on the method you want to take to get to the moon. Lets say we are going to use Nissan March (hereunder called the car) to take us to the Moon as a calculation basis. From this basis, assume that a highway (usually we named toll road in our country) has been built for this trip Assume that when the trip is held, no moon movement is occur The car consumed about 5 litres for every 100 km of trip (reference: http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/NEWS/2010/_STORY/100915-01-e.html) Moon...
Asked in Humor & Amusement, Celebrity Births Deaths and Ages

How tall was Buddy Rich?

he was 5"9" and weighed 160 pounds