Yes, you can use it to get food poisoning.
You can also go out and find dead animals by the side of the road to eat.
A prudent person likely wouldn't do either of those things, but both of them are possible.
probably a 250ml tub lol
Yes. The cream cheese spread has been formulated to be softer and spreadable. Since brands vary, compare ingredient statements and nutritional information on the packages to find the differences.
There are as many grams in a pound of cream cheese as there are in a pound of anything else - exactly 453.59237. (In fact, this is how a pound is defined.)
All you will do is simply make a frosting (or buy some store bought frosting already made) and add a lot of green food coloring. To make homemade frosting you can find several variations of frosting recipes at www.allrecipes.com , www.foodnetwork.com , and www.recipezaar.com . A chocolate frosting might be more difficult to make green but it would probably end up as a darker color than a white frosting.
It really depends on the the size of the tub, brand of ice cream, and the flavour.
soak in a tub full of butter for three hours straight for a month, while eating a sticky cream-cheese lollipop with banana goo on top.
Actually, cups of frosting is a volume measure -- not a weight measure. Sometimes the weight thing works for volume and sometimes it doesn't. For instance, a cup of flour generally weighs about 5 ounces (not 8, which is the 1/2 pound). 2 cups of frosting per pound seems off somehow. A good way to check it would be to check the baking aisle at the grocery store the next time you wander through. Pick up a tub of ready-made frosting and check the serving size. I don't happen to have a tub of ready made frosting handy, or I'd give out that measure. It also might vary based on the kind of frosting. Whipped frostings will take up more volume per ounce than dense frostings like cream cheese.
You can't.
2 pints of ice cream
melt it and pur it in the tub
The ice cream is liquid. They pour it into the tub, and freeze it.
it will say a best before date on the tub :)