No. Currently an unmanned space probe is on its way to Pluto and will arrive in July 2015, but it is moving too fast to land. No human has ever gone farther than the moon.
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no there aren't any landforms on Pluto
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You could talk to Pluto, but I doubt anyone would answer.
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None, but in 2015 NASA's New Horizon will travel to Pluto and will be the first spacecraft to land on Pluto.
No. Pluto is nearly the same land area as Russia.
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No man-made object has ever landed on Pluto.
You can't buy Pluto water anywhere in the world, but you might be able to find Pluto Water bottles in antique stores.
Pluto has about the same land area as Russia, so billions of footballs could fit on the surface of Pluto.