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Discovered during the stone-age, but kept a great secret by the Stone Age CIA, Nuclear Weapons (pronounced by a well-known world leader as "nook-ul-er weapons") were a gift from the gods of Heavy Metal Rock (or, according to other sources, disco or even rhythm and blues) used to "Nuke" the dinosaurs off the face of the earth in 1337 AD. Designed for humans to dance around late at night in great celebrations of the harvest, the gods intended the Nuclear Weapons to be an item for celebration

Thus, soon the Nuclear Weapons were used to "Pwn" all of the "n00bs" in existence. And pwn they did. For several years, no n00bs were left, and the weaker of the denizens of the night had to repopulate the n00b race.

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