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Do vampires really truly exist

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Anonymous

14y ago
Updated: 8/18/2019

Yes, they like to dwell under your bed and in your ears. You can spot a vampire by watching for sparkly people with big chins. They tear apart the bed when they get sexy. Have you seen a missing chunk from your mom's pillow? Well.....that means, unfortunately, your father is a sparkly vampire. Or....*ahem* maybe your mom is having too much fun....

Vampires suck almost as much as America does.

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14y ago

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