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How can you make your own jokes?
It is not too hard if you have a good sense of humor. Sick or dirty jokes are among the easiest to create, but there are many good jokes that don't use such content or words. Puns, homophones, and inconsistencies are an easy place to start.Beginners can try adapting existing joke formats such as:Three people went into a bar...Three people died, and they stood before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...What's the difference between...Your mama is so...You might be a redneck if...There are knock knock jokes, one-liners and statement jokes, story jokes, and riddles. Riddles are fairly easy to come up with.
What are 3 good elephant jokes?
Why did the elephant paint it's toenails red ?... So it could hide in a cherry tree ! What does an elephant need a telephone for ?... To make trunk calls ! What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse ?... HUGE holes in the wall !
What are riddles if riddles aren't riddles but a riddle is a riddle yet the riddles don't make sense like a riddle should?
Taking out the word riddles makes this What is life if life isn't life but a life is a life yet life doesn't make sense like life should? This riddle makes no sense- a riddle is a riddle. a riddle is not, not a riddle because a riddle is a riddle. This riddle acts as if riddles are different than riddle (no s). To answer the riddle I would answer: Riddles are riddle.
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator Which animal was not at the lion king's meeting Who got the elephant out the refrigerator?
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge......................... shove it in, close the door.How do you get an elephant in the fridge........... open the door, take the giraffe out and put the elephant in and shut the door.Which animal couldn't go to the lion kings meeting....................the elephant, he's the fridgeWho got the elephant out of the fridge.............................................. the giraffe.My suggestion is that you do these jokes with a few seconds in between to make them think it's a WHOLE different joke.
Is there a place online where you can make riddles?
Right here!
What jokes aren't corny?
I would have thought riddles aren't corny as the answers make you think and it stays with you.
What has the author Joseph Rosenbloom written?
Joseph Rosenbloom has written: 'The little giant book of riddles' -- subject(s): Jokes, Juvenile Riddles, Riddles 'Daffy dictionary' -- subject(s): Jokes, Wit and humor, Juvenile Wit and humor 'empty' 'The funniest joke book ever!' -- subject(s): Juvenile Wit and humor, Jokes, Juvenile Riddles, American wit and humor, Riddles 'Loony Laughs & Riddles' 'Ridiculous Nicholas riddle book' -- subject(s): Juvenile Riddles, Riddles 'World's toughest tongue twisters' -- subject(s): Tongue twisters 'Silly verse (and even worse)' -- subject(s): Humorous poetry, Collections, American Humorous poetry, American poetry, Children's poetry, Poetry, Children's poetry, American 'Laughs, hoots & giggles' -- subject(s): Knock-knock jokes, Juvenile Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor, Jokes, Wit and humor, Riddles, Juvenile literature 'How do you make an elephant laugh?, And 699 other zany riddles' -- subject(s): Juvenile Riddles, Riddles 'Giant book of jokes ; giant book of knock-knock jokes' 'The funniest riddle book ever!' -- subject(s): Jokes, Juvenile Riddles, Riddles 'The world's best funny rhymes' -- subject(s): Humorous poetry, Collections, American Humorous poetry, American poetry, Children's poetry, Poetry, Children's poetry, American 'Maximilian, you're the greatest' -- subject(s): Mystery and detective stories 'Spooky riddles and jokes' -- subject(s): Jokes, Supernatural, Juvenile humor, Riddles, Juvenile Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor 'Tongue Twisters' 'Get Well Quick!' -- subject(s): Diseases, Juvenile humor, Medical care, Sick, Wit and humor, Humor 'The zaniest riddle book in the world' -- subject(s): Juvenile Riddles 'Consumer Complaint Guide' 'Consumer complaint guide, 1978' -- subject(s): Directories, Manufacturing industries, Consumer protection, Manufactures 'Ridiculous Nicholas' '696 Silly School Jokes & Riddles' -- subject(s): Tongue twisters, Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor, Jokes, Wit and humor, Juvenile humor, Schools, Education, Humor 'The little giant book of jokes' -- subject(s): Juvenile Wit and humor, Jokes, American wit and humor, Riddles 'DEP DAN&BNK ROBR-PKG' 'Giggle Fit' -- subject(s): Jokes, Ghosts, Juvenile humor, Juvenile Wit and humor, Monsters 'Hans Wilhelm treasury of jokes' -- subject(s): Juvenile Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor, Knock-knock jokes 'The funniest dinosaur book ever!' -- subject(s): Dinosaurs, Jokes, Wit and humor, Juvenile humor, Riddles, Juvenile Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor, Humor 'Kits & plans' -- subject(s): Directories, Handicraft, Industrial arts 'Mad scientist' -- subject(s): Wit and humor, Jokes, Riddles, Science fiction, Science, Juvenile Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor 'Great Book of Riddles & Jokes' -- subject(s): Jokes, Juvenile Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor, Riddles 'Ridiculous Nicholas pet riddles' -- subject(s): Pets, Juvenile Riddles, Wit and humor, Juvenile humor, Riddles 'The official Wild West joke book' -- subject(s): Wit and humor, Frontier and pioneer life, Juvenile humor, Jokes, History, Juvenile Wit and humor 'Silly knock-knocks' -- subject(s): Knock-knock jokes, Jokes, Juvenile Wit and humor 'A Little Giant Book' 'La Pequea Gran Enciclopedia de Los Chistes' 'Goofy riddles' -- subject(s): Juvenile Riddles, Juvenile Wit and humor 'Giant book of jokes' -- subject(s): Juvenile Wit and humor 'Funny Insults and Snappy Put-Downs' 'The world's best sports riddles and jokes' -- subject(s): Sports, Jokes, Wit and humor, Humor, Riddles, American wit and humor 'Consumer complaint guide, 1973' -- subject(s): Directories, Manufacturing industries, Consumer protection 'Tricky tongue-twisters' -- subject(s): Tongue twisters 'Perfect put-downs and instant insults' -- subject(s): Invective, Wit and humor, Juvenile humor, Juvenile Wit and humor
How can you make your own jokes?
It is not too hard if you have a good sense of humor. Sick or dirty jokes are among the easiest to create, but there are many good jokes that don't use such content or words. Puns, homophones, and inconsistencies are an easy place to start.Beginners can try adapting existing joke formats such as:Three people went into a bar...Three people died, and they stood before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...What's the difference between...Your mama is so...You might be a redneck if...There are knock knock jokes, one-liners and statement jokes, story jokes, and riddles. Riddles are fairly easy to come up with.
Do riddles count as jokes or not?
yes and no, Yes because they make people ask questions and think. But It really depends on the person who is telling the joke and being told the joke.
What are the characteristic of riddles?
I am a question of enigma, A verbal and even poetic puzzle, I stand apart from jokes as some sort of stigma, I will make you mind go numb and sort of fuzzle.
What are 3 good elephant jokes?
Why did the elephant paint it's toenails red ?... So it could hide in a cherry tree ! What does an elephant need a telephone for ?... To make trunk calls ! What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse ?... HUGE holes in the wall !
What are jokes for?
Jokes exist to make people laugh. Jokes also exist to make smile on your face also to make you happy whenever you are tense.
How come so many people get so literal in the jokes and riddles section aren't they supposed to be jokes?
u said it, those people who just criticize and comment in such a way are just trying to show that they are not having fun with ur SILLY jokes, it might be the vise-versa... they maybe making fun of u too, but most of them say harsh words to make u silly in front of all...
What are riddles if riddles aren't riddles but a riddle is a riddle yet the riddles don't make sense like a riddle should?
Taking out the word riddles makes this What is life if life isn't life but a life is a life yet life doesn't make sense like life should? This riddle makes no sense- a riddle is a riddle. a riddle is not, not a riddle because a riddle is a riddle. This riddle acts as if riddles are different than riddle (no s). To answer the riddle I would answer: Riddles are riddle.
What FUNNY Jokes?
Funny jokes are the ones that make you laugh!
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator Which animal was not at the lion king's meeting Who got the elephant out the refrigerator?
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge......................... shove it in, close the door.How do you get an elephant in the fridge........... open the door, take the giraffe out and put the elephant in and shut the door.Which animal couldn't go to the lion kings meeting....................the elephant, he's the fridgeWho got the elephant out of the fridge.............................................. the giraffe.My suggestion is that you do these jokes with a few seconds in between to make them think it's a WHOLE different joke.
Is there a place online where you can make riddles?
Right here!
