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yea i got a pretty good one yo mama so ugly when she entered a ugly contest the judges said sorry no professionals
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Any good insults comebacks and yo mama jokes?
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.
Know any pond jokes?
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
Anyone know any funny jokes?
There are many great jokes on the internet, on yahoo, jokes post.com, and many other websites that are on the internet. And in addition here is a great yo mamma joke: Yo mamma so fat that whenever she had a mission to go to outer space, they gave her a new nickname, Jupiter. Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? aww you don't have to cry!
Know any hamster jokes?
What is a hamster that has no legs called? A furball.
Know any pillow jokes?
Yes. I do know pillow jokes such as what would you get if glenn miller and glenn close got married? two glenn millers
Does anyone know any good stick jokes?
No.
Anyone know any good political jokes?
What do you call a famous American president in the countryside? Barack Ofarmer
Can anyone think of any sexist jokes towards women?
...no.
Are there any biblical yo mama jokes?
Yes, here's a funny one: Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the sea she said," beat that, Moses!"
Any good insults comebacks and yo mama jokes?
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.
Are there any good jokes about pi?
Jokes yes, good jokes no!. you are stupid and need a life. you are asking if there are good jokes about pi? wtf Your momma is so fat, when i said what's pi? she said wheres the pie? haha -_-
Does anyone know any jokes?
What do frogs eat when they go to a French restaurant... French flies!
What are some good funny jokes - Calloy1234?
Any jokes out there that will give me a laugh? Please don't post dumb ones
What are good earthquake jokes?
There are not any good earthquake jokes b/c you shouldn't talk about people who have to go through that stuff people lose shelter family and friends
Do you have any good jokes?
yeah knock knock whos there pencil- pencil-vania
What are some good comedy movie jokes?
You can use almost any line from Stepbrothers.
Any good Russian reversal jokes?
In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you. In Soviet Russia, the dog feeds you. Ummm just Google it. These aren't the best.
