Depends on the consistency, if damp enough it will.
bacteria
NO!!! That is disturbing and dangerous! Bananas are soft and can break off (in your anus or throat) and feces have harmful bacteria from your bowels which can make you sick! I do not recommend it.
If they melt and stick to the windows they can ruin windows
To boot Windows 7 from a memory stick, insert the memory stick into a USB drive on the powered off the computer. Turn the computer on and it should boot from the memory stick.
Hove you considered trying to use an old ice cream stick. Make sure you wash it first you would not want to put a dirty stick up your nose.
by them hititng there bums and then gettin squashed
No, they will not fit.
No stick with Windows 7.
To transfer photos from Windows Live Photo Gallery to a memory stick, first, insert the memory stick into your computer’s USB port. Open Windows Live Photo Gallery and select the photos you want to transfer. Then, click on the "File" menu, choose "Export," and select your memory stick as the destination. Finally, click "Export" to complete the transfer.
Causes a window to “stick” to the edge of the screen.
The Urban Dictionary says a Poopsicle is a frozen piece of feces that contains a stick. It is also a series of paintings by American artist Thomas L. Vaultonburg.
Readyboost a a program wich may be used to speed-up your computer. Plug in a USB stick, and press readyboost. (Like if you have a 1GB USB stick , your PC will get 1gb more RAM) More about it : http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/speed-up-your-windows-vista-computer-with-readyboost/