Well, originally Jesus WAS a regular man so history and present coming together prove, yes, Jesus DID have a whooper. But now he is a spirit, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't need one :)
The Spanish see Jesus as A big fat man with a small penis. they have him in a sombrero and with maracas tied to his balls.
listen...why do we need to name our shlongs?ill tell u y..b/c its who we rThis is a record of Dajuan's (aka WonTonDJ) mythical penis through history.If you are wondering who made this page, look at your ethernet cable, that's not an ethernet cable, that's Dajuan's penis. You think this is the internet you're in? Wrong, you're in Dajuan's penis.By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail.For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of paper towels, and your penis.
some fat man called alex tate that has a beard like jesus and a penis the size of godzilla
If you only want the end of prius to rhyme then you can use Jesus, penis (if you pronounce it with an "us"), and others. I hope other will contribute to my answer.
I honestly don't know. Ask jesus. He knows everything. He even knows the hair on your penis or vagina. He knows it all.
>:3 jesus christ a lion get in the car!
A penis skin bridge is an attachment of the shaft of the penis and the head of the penis.
Blood flowing out of your penis. Your penis is a balloon.
When your girlfriend tells you "You have a weak penis" or "Your penis is weak"
A penis just a a lion has a penis and human males.
Do not bleach a penis.
Hopefully, a turtle's penis.