Yes he does, and you would be a fool to think otherwise! He is the only true God, and a beacon of hope for all those terrorized by the Smurfian menance!
Of course, Christians will tell you that God is a dead guy from 33 A.D., but the FSM is obviously backed up by more physical evidence.
Even Athiests believe in the FSM! In fact the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was FOUNDED by an Athiest! The FSM has millions, if not thousands of loyal followers. You should join us, and fight alongside Alien Conspiracy Theorists and the Order of Autistic Scientists as we battle the Evil Armies of Papa Smurf! Don't let Smurfdom prevail of Pastafarianism! We need all the men/women/WoW addicts we can get in this war! also the real cause of global warming is a lack of pirates think about Somalia has the highest amount of pirates and the lowest carbon emmisions!
ramen to that brother !!
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has 192 pages.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was created on 2006-03-28.
The ISBN of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is 0-8129-7656-8.
yes
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
No, the great flying spaghetti monster is.
No, they are a figment of the imagination.
It is likely to mean Field Service Management System
The Nile and the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
In some movies and video games yes, in others no. I have played a game in which you are a giant spaghetti monster taking over the world but i have also seen a friendly spaghetti monster in movies The flying spaghetti monster is NOT evil. He created the universe and even life some believe. There once was a war between him and the invisible pink unicorn but that got resolved.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a satirical deity created in 2005 by Bobby Henderson to criticize the teaching of intelligent design in schools. In contrast, human waste has existed long before any modern concepts of deities or religions. Therefore, your poo came long before the Flying Spaghetti Monster.