Guys like to talk about themselves; we all do. No need to ask questions, just prompt him now and then, and nod appreciatively. He'll tell you all about himself. If you question him, he could well go into a shell and give you answers he thinks you want to hear, or answers which might not necessarily reflect his true personality.
are you a virgin?
do you like to smell trash?
are you sure that's your name?
are you smarter than the average bear?
how long does it take you to go to the bathroom?
can you fly?
do you have any drugs, if yes give me some
have you ever been in a bar fight?
why are you taking this survey?
have you ever had a piano dropped on you?
does a giant chicken want to kill you?
can you touch things?
can your tongue reach your feet?
have you ever dated King Kong?
are you Godzilla?
can you beat Chuck Norris in a fist fight?
are you strong enough to pick up a leaf?
how many licks does it take to get to the center roll of a tootsie pop?
Have you ever eaten a baby; when was the last time you ate a baby; how many dead babies do you have in your garage; how many nazis did you kill with your flatulence; when was the last time you had a date with a hobo clown
Am I a good liar (I'll tell the truth this time).
Have you seen the movie, "Gay Guys Say No"?
"Does it get any bigger?"
YOUR A PARROT AN ORGANGE CARROT (WHY DO YOU ASK STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE????) ASK YOUR MOM YOUR A PARROT AN ORGANGE CARROT (WHY DO YOU ASK STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE????) ASK YOUR MOM
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed house. Which way will it roll? A: Rooster's don't lay eggs Q: Melissa spells concrete. How many letters are there? A: there are 5 not 8 cause she spells 3 wrong.
Shoot first, ask questions later.
There are several words for die (or dies) in latin... here are some of the forms: * mori- die * transit- pass away/dies If you have any more questions about latin, ask me. :)
One can find hilarious jokes online from many different joke databases. Some examples of these databases include Search Quotes, Jokes, and RD. One can also pull jokes from many comedy routines that can be found on some videos, found on websites like Youtube.
that was a stupid quistion ask me something else
some people just ask random questions but this is rather funny :)
you have to be funny and not ask too many questions!
Some people may ask ambiguous or nonsensical questions as a way to provoke thought, spark creativity, or simply for entertainment. It may also be a form of humor or a way to challenge conventional thinking.
virginity
People ask inappropriate questions on this site for multiple reasons! A) They have nobody else to ask. B) They are too embarrassed to ask somebody else. C) They are trying to be funny. D) They have personal problems.
Some funny grandma terms include "grammy," "nana," "mimi," and "glamma." These terms are often used as endearing nicknames for grandmothers.
ask him about all of the games of "truth of dare" hes played
Q:What do farmers give their wives for valentines day? A:Piggies and hugs.
There are many funny beauty contest questions. One funny question to ask would be 'What one thing makes you blush?'. Another funny question to ask would be 'Rate yourself on a scale from 1 to 10 on how weird you are'.
Insurance companies ask "personal" questions simply because they need to know if your eligible for the insurance or not.
ask her if she really wanted to do it or if he made the dissision 4 her