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yo mama so fat she cant fit through the drive through at McDonald's

yo mama so fat when she was stakeboarding it broke and she was still rolling

yo mamma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested

yo mamma so tall when she did a cartwhell she kicked jesus in theface

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13y ago
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13y ago

I will tell you 3 yo mama jokes

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing we are family even though you're bigger than me!
  • Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over clear glass to see what was on the other side
  • Yo mama is so mean she yelled at a rock to get it off her lawn
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7y ago

Yo mama is so stupid she plays the Game Boy without batteries.

RIDDLE:

(Part 1)

In a man's torso,

you will find,

my secret,

to all mankind.

If true and false,

can be the same,

you will soon know my fame,

up, up and up again,

good luck my friend!

(Part 2)

There was nothing good in the chest,

and other lines of the poem made no sence.

If ture and fales can be the same,

you will son answer with something real?

"It knows of my fame",

how can that be answered with something real?

It sounded like a board game... You figure out the answer.......................

ok it is the board game operation.

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13y ago

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, i cant believe it's not butter. Yo momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma is so dumb that she tripped over a wireless phone. Yo momma is so cheap, she needed coupons for the dollar store. Yo momma is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom store.

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13y ago

Yo Momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale its like Duracell, it keeps going, and going, and going.

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11y ago

Yo momma is so dum, she thought the microwave was a TV

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14y ago

Your mamma is so ugly that when she entered an ugly pageant they said "Sorry no professionals."

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12y ago

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow. i cant believe itss not butter!!!!

you mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it

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12y ago

When yo mama so fat goes to the movie theatre, she sits next to everyone!

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