It depends on the type of break up. Usually, whenever something bad happens, something good happens. Whenever something good happens, well, there's always a catch to it. For example, you broke up with the cutest boy in school because of a huge fight and you still love him. That's bad. He apologizes and wants you back. That's good. You break up a guy because he cheats on you. He gets in trouble. Eventually good (for me). He blames on you. They believe him. Bad. So you see, it depends on what type of break up you had.
But when I said that I didn't mean if you help someone out something bad will happen to you. It depends on your actions and your choices, too.
There are no good comebacks for ex's.
"If it exploded, how am I talking to you?"
I know you are but what am I.
Don't worry, the feeling is mutual!
There is nothing, because you shouldn't be a druggie.
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
No Comebacks was created in 1982.
Says the murderer....
The duration of The Comebacks is 1.4 hours.
The Comebacks was created on 2007-10-19.
Just say thank you for the compliment.
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.