I myself and another "relative" Thegiraffeninja are both ninjas, however on the other hand Jim Jimmers is a pirate. To be a true pirate ninja, you need to be agile and speedy just like a ninja, but have an eye patch on, lose one leg, and ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS have a parrot on your shoulder. When you have completed these tasks, you .... will be a real pirate-ninja.