You get stretched out like spaghetti or a piece of taffy straight towards the event horizon.
EDIT: This is wrong in many cases. The event horizon really isn't that dramatic in large black holes. You will get stretched if you approach the singularity, not necessarily the event-horizon.
No; I am not in a black hole yet.A black hole, like any other object with mass, will attract objects that are near by.No; I am not in a black hole yet.A black hole, like any other object with mass, will attract objects that are near by.No; I am not in a black hole yet.A black hole, like any other object with mass, will attract objects that are near by.No; I am not in a black hole yet.A black hole, like any other object with mass, will attract objects that are near by.
Space and time becomes stretched (and twisted) near a black hole. This is known as "frame dragging".
You can't - that's the whole idea of a black hole. Don't get near a black hole in the first place.
You get the shark to come near you and follow you to the black hole, then when you get to the black hole you turn a let the shark in. Have fun!
if you go close enough to a black hole you can get stretched to death the end
No. Pluto is nowhere near massive enough to become a black hole.
Wander around the universe at near-light speeds. If you feel something tugging on you, relax and go with the flow.
You would die quickly, either before, or after, falling into the black hole, depending on the mass of the black hole.
The speed of light is a constant, it does not matter in or out of a black hole.
Not really.
Nothing, unless a black hole comes very near to us. By the way, you shouldn't say "the" black hole, unless you make it clear which black hole you mean. There are many black holes.
There is a black hole close to Earth, yes. It is 1,600 light years away.