you can't. go home and apply for a student visa through the proper LEGAL channels. and take all your illegal friends and family home with you.
yes
no sorry
If her spelling is as atrocious as yours she shouldn't even go to COLLEGE. Not COLLAGE. COLLEGE. You can be a hooker, though :D
No, it is not illegal to sit in on a college lecture as long as the professor allows it and the college's policies permit it.
Yes, it is illegal to fake a college degree as it constitutes fraud and can result in legal consequences.
Drugs
yes they can because they live in vans for 2 to 6 days with no water or food and they survive. they could probably jump off of a cliff and survive.
Yes, it is illegal to lie on a college application as it constitutes fraud and can result in serious consequences, including rejection of the application or expulsion from the college if the lie is discovered.
yes it's illegal to threaten anyone
yes
Yes, it is illegal for a school such as a college to release any information about yourself to others.
No colleges allow illegal immigrants to enrol in their school. Are you an illegal immagrint?