Cause they're super dumb.
It takes 4. One to screw in the light bulb, and 3 to talk about how good the old bulb was.
Loadsas many as it takes to screw in a light bulb!
As many as it takes nig*a
The bottom of a light bulb is a screw.
oh my jesus how many?!?!?!
1 but it takes the whole emergency team to get it out
A light bulb is a simple machine. A light bulb is a screw.A screw is a simple machine.
One if it is a smart mouse.It only takes 2 to screw in a bulb, it's just a matter of getting in there.
The screw part or the part that holds it in place in many cases is a screw, so in that case it could be held up as an example of a screw. I doubt however if a light bulb with a bayonet fitting could be held as an example of a screw.
3 one to screw the light bulb in and 2 to throw poo at each other
If I were to attempt typical Jewish humor, the answer would be something like this: it takes two Jews to screw in a light bulb, a husband, who screws in the light bulb, and the wife, who nags the husband about it. Seymour, you said you would replace that light bulb already, what is taking you so long? Are we supposed to spend out lives in the dark, stumbling over the furniture like a couple of schlemiels?
try it.It takes 17 fish to screw in an energy saving lightbulb.