You cant he not even there
You can't.
No.
Master hand is not a playable character in brawl.
Conker is not a Nintendo character and is not featured in any Super Smash Bros. title.
no
No, but you can unlock his voice and use it. You can also unlock his armour and make your character look like Master Chief.
It is impossiible to get him
no I have the game and there is no way to get him
He's not in SSBB. However you can use a texture hack on Samus and there you have Master Chief!
become kirby and press 2
You can download master chief for PIVOT. Or you can always unlock the character by playing the game too, to be honest.
you can't unlock master hand in super smash bros. brawl, but you can fight him at the end of every 1 player "classic mode" game.