How do you become a chav?
These Steps are targeted at female chavs == Steps ==
===Look Like a Chav===
# For clothes, invest in some trackies (tracksuit bottoms,
preferably white) also wear a hoodie, either in white, blue or baby
# For hair, make sure your hair is always high up in a ponytail
or bun. Either on the side or straight. (Hair down and straightened
with a matching headband looks really chavvy. Go for it!)
# For makeup the more you wear the better, almost to the point
of not being able to feel your face. wear loads of eyeliner and
really clumpy mascara. also foundation
# For jewellery, buy big hooped earrings and wear lots of gold
rings. ===Get the Attitude===
# Get chewing gum and have it all the time and chew it all the
# swear allot
# Get to know the chavvy music. (Clubland and Now music)
# play loud music in the street.
# Shout a lot in public.
# Drink Coke and eat a bar of chocolate for snack time and don't
go packed lunches go school lunches always
== Tips ==
*Don't go round declaring that you're a chav, other people will
think you're a poser.
*Swear for no reason.
*Always wear DC shoes or pumps or uggs either lepord print or
* Use Chav Language Da=Dont ken=know or i know get BEBO and
stuff and MSN messenger always wear Mckenzie jackets