It depends on what it is that you are trying to clean. Different things require different cleaning products.
How to Clean a Couple o' Things was created in 1993.
clean things
No- but it helps clean a lot of things.
A misnomer for a soap that doesn't get things clean could be "Ineffective Cleanse" or "Pretend Purifier."
to keep things really really clean or a clean freak
the state of being clean, or the act of keeping things clean
If it is you mean, it's clean by tidying things then you can't. If you mean, it's clean by cleanliness then tidy it up. And Vice-Versa.
to clean your shoes
kidneys
No. But it makes things smell clean.
to throw out
Four things that are used to keep the house clean are a vacuum cleaner, furniture spray, bleach and a mop.