put ketchup and poo on them and cook them at a temperature of 9000 degrees and shove them in your mouth and chew. put ketchup and poo on them and cook them at a temperature of 9000 degrees and shove them in your mouth and chew.
Yes, I could. But I can also eat a pear without wearing socks.
No
no
Because he loves and misses you when you aren't around, and your scent (which he misses) is on your socks.
Footlocker
No, unless you actually eat them.
You don't. Socks are indigestible, and it is not recommended to attempt to eat them, or any portion of them.
Shoes don’t literally eat socks, but the phrase humorously captures the common experience of losing socks in the laundry or when putting on shoes. Often, socks can get stuck inside shoes or tumble around in the washing machine, leading to mismatched pairs or disappearances. This playful expression reflects the frustration many feel with the mystery of missing socks.
yes...and wal-mart
no, a goat probably would though
He didn't want to eat the socks.
You should breath through your nose and add a little of your favorite salad dressing to your socks, I find it helps.