How do you fake sick without fever?

Answer 1

Acting out being sick:

Make lots of noises, such as gagging, retching, crying, moaning, groaning, coughing and choking.

Cry out exclaimations and implore the on-listener to "make it stop", "oh, God!", "Help", "please" and other expressions of discomfort.

Make sure you are behind a locked door, and flush the toilet afterwards if you are not using a fake vomit mixture.

How to fake vomit:

A few days before you are going to fake being sick, mix up oats, cocoa powder, leftovers, strawberry milkshake, and any other lumpy fluids you can think of. Leave them for about 3-4 days for the mix to look and smell like vomit.

The day before you are going to fake being sick, complain of stomachache, dizziness, feeling light-headed and of course, say that you feel sick. Go to bed early.

During that night, get up and shut yourself in the bathroom. Make retching noises, but do not actually do so as you could make yourself ill for real. When you come out, tell someone you thought you were going to be sick, but that nothing came.

The next morning, a while before you would normally be awake, pour about half of the fake mixture over your floor and bed, and even on yourself. Then rush noisily to the bathroom, so that someone wakes up. Say to them that you were sick, you didn't know it was going to happen, your stomach hurts, your throat hurts, you feel all shaky, and act apologetic.

Fake another couple of false alarm rushes to the bathroom during the day.

The next night, get up in the middle of the night, shouting that you are going to be sick. Make sure you sound desperate.

In the bathroom, pour most of the mixture remaining into the toilet, bath or sink. Splash the rest around the place you have "been sick", and again a little down your front.

Hide the container well.

While you are pouring the mixture, make gagging and retching noises. Shout exclaimations of pain, anguish and discomfort. This adds realism.

Act shaky and unsteady when you leave the bathroom.

During the next day, throw in a false alarm rush, and begin to make your "recovery". 2 days off, with a sickness bug. Voila!

Answer 2

you can put themoeter in hot water for about 10 sec.

you can put themometer under lamp for 10 min

you can put themometer under tongue really far in to give fever hped this helped

This isn't for a thermometer, but it will give you the 'feverish' look so authentically that often it won't go that far!

Complain that you are cold, and put on extra socks, a thick sweater, etc. Then this will make you really hot, sweating etc. so you will look like you are really hot but feel cold, just like with a fever. Try, if in bed, pulling covers over your face and everything so you're completely covered, for like five minutes or something, to make your face go red, but be warned this effect doesn't last too long!

Answer 3

Take the thermometer and stick to the back of your throat where it's warm and blow on it if you are next to the nurse. If not try and find a hot object to heat it under like a lamp. Try to wet your forhead to make it seem like ur sweating and keep complaining about being cold

Answer 4

You need a flash light and a thermometer and you have to be a really good actor/actress. You take the thermometer and place the tip of it on the flash light(when they are turned on). Make sure it is hot enough to reach 100 degrees or higher. Keep it hot until a parent/guardian takes your temperature and you will be able to fake a fever. This works good if you want to stay home from school. Make sure your parent/guardian don't get too satisfied/worried, or that may lead to certain consequences.

You must face courageously the situation and show a smiling face and think to yourself, "I am a man, not a mouse". If you are a girl, think to yourself, "I am a woman, not a baby". Go and solve your problem the best way possible. You are great ! Everything is possible, do not fear anything, do not worry about anything and you will always win.

Answer 5

some say that putting garlic in armpits is effective... but i haven't tried it yet.... i saw it on tv, I'm just trying to help.....

Answer 6

put a penny on ur tongue and your mouth will change in temperature

Answer 7

at school if your food is hot put it on your mouth rigth away. Then go to the nurse.

Answer 8

To fake a flu you cough a lot and pretend to have a high fever by making your head hot somehow.

Answer 9

Take the blow dryer and place it on your face, arms, neck, legs. If you need a thermometer reading, build up saliva and put a little hot water in your mouth before doing reading.