How do you fart on porpuse?

Answer 1

STEP 1:

Get your hands CLOSE to your butt about 4 cm away from the butt crack.

STEP 2:

Quickly fart and as soon as you feel wind in your hand CLOSE YOUR HAND.

STEP 3:

Keep hands closed POSITION YOURSELF as if you were a Baseball pitcher and SWING your HAND AS FAST sa possible!

STEP 4:

Enjoy! Teach anyone you know!

Answer 2

It is very simple. Go on a flat surface like a floor or bed. Then lay your right ear or left ear on the the surface. Bring your knees as close to your chest as possible making sure your butt is high in the air. This will only work if you are wearing either boxers, have a bare bottom, or light clothing. When your butt is that high in the air push in and out and you will feel air going inside the anal opening. Then just push and you will fart on command. Enjoy it!

Answer 3

Farting, or the expulsion of intestinal gas, first requires gas to be present in the intestines! Gas occurs because of digestion. Even if you drink soda pop beforehand, it does not mean that your intestines will produce enough gas to produce farting even if it causes burping.

Typically, people might expel gas when there is a feeling of pressure in the lower belly (abdomen) or rectum. Most unintentional farting occurs during some body movement (example, leaning forward to get up from a chair, or doing something difficult like lifting a heavy object). Often, these physical movements also involve holding of the breath.

When we expel bowel movements, we might hold our breath, push or bear down, and at the same time, almost completely relax the buttocks. So the same three things should work to produce an intentional expulsion of gas.

However, any bearing down can also push out any stool already in the rectum! Also, because it is intestinal gas, any expulsion of gas will smell. In addition, intentionally expelling gas is considered impolite, uncouth, and disgusting. It is not a good way to make friends or keep friends.

Answer 4

You push REALLY hard, but be carful not to let poo come out !

Answer 5

how u fart is when the gas build up inside of u , then u just let it out

Answer 6

get on your teachers desk pull down your pants spread your butt cheeks apart and push all anal gas right in that teachers face...no homework tonight aint that right nick

Answer 7

push and push and push!!! until it comes