How do I quit my job?

Answer 1

It is best to make them think that they are your friend. From their you can make them feel that the company has wronged them. Or that their talent is not being fully utilized or fully rewarded.

One thing you should not try to do is get them fired. This will most likely backfire and either get you fired or in a lot of legal trouble.
You mean how do you make someone quit?

First of all you keep them distracted. Always be doing something with them that they think is fun. That's how they'll stop thinking about the thing you want them to quit and will eventually quit.

You should be a little more specific like quit a job or quit smoking.

Answer 2

Answer

An easy method would be to first claim you have been sexually harrassed or wronged in some way such as a form of discrimination and if all else fails photoshop lie cheat and kill them.

(in the event you do kill them dispose of there body up a tree in the direct cenmter as it provides the ideal decomposition rate with minimalistic chance of remains being found)

:D have a nice day