How do you get the secret achievements on i cant afford a wheelchair?

Answer 1

1. Break 15 limbs- Fairly obvious just play enough to break 15 limbs

2. Crack your skull- Break both your arms and then just faceplant into the ground

3. Terrible balance- First,break 1 leg then next time you walk to the window you have to fall every step you take, then you break your arm and do the same thing next time

4. Great balance- Same as terrible balance except don't fall at all

5. Under 2 minutes- Make sure not to stop,through commentary keep pressing spacebar and when you walk just hold the arrow to make sure you beat it under 2 minutes

6. Over 4 minutes- take as long as you can, walk slow, leave it and go to the bathroom, anything, this is actually fairly hard if you get bored easy

7. Murder your boss- Beat the game

8. Get all achievements- I'm fairly certain that this is just a joke and that it's impossible to get because it's the last achievement and to get it you need all achievements but you can't get all of them if you don't have it, kind of like a paradox or something

9. Back it up(hidden achievement)- this one took me a couple tries to figure out because it was hidden, First you break all your limbs so you only have one arm, Second what you do is press the left arrow very fast without stopping what this does is make the character crawl back and you keep doing that until you get the achievement

10. Russian roulette- Before you break any limbs jump out the window and hold the arrow to spin keep holding until you get the achievement

Answer 2

you have to keep spinning round and round until you get the Russian Roulette Achievement :):):):):):):):):)