punch it every time it does it.
or grab it forcefully by the neck and lob it across the room.
sooner or later it will begin to associate peeing on the table with pain, and stop.
If your dog is still peeing on the couch, then you have not trained him/her well enough yet.
Buy some dog repellent.
Take it to an obedience class. That's about the only thing I can thinkk of.
You need to take the dog to the vet ASAP.
Keep the dog out of the house.
If the dog is still peeing it is not house trained. Does it pee when it gets really excited or when its behind your back and you can't see, or is it when you yell at him? There are three main reasons for peeing. 1. Not being housetrained, the dog simply doesn't know that he is better off peeing outside then in. 2. Submissive peeing, when you yell at your dog and he pees because he simply doesn't know what else to do, he's scared. 3. Medical conditions such as urinary, bladder or kidney infections, the pee should look different, maybe a little darker or with a bit of blood in it, might smell funny, and the dog will be going more often but less will come out.
yes
cross your legs and think about something else
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THERE'S PICTURES ON T-SHIRTS AND ON GOOGLE!
Because they do things their on way when they know the boss isn't home
throw it away.