You start out by getting a spear gun. Yes, I realize this may sound a tad drastic, but it's what needs to be done. and then you go outside, VERY, very carefully, sneak up on it if you will, and then shoot the spear gun. DON'T MISS. *in the event in which you do miss: run, hide, and then in an hour, try again.* When you shoot, aim for the heart. It should be dead immediately, but just in case, you need to dig a hole in the ground, set the tree octopus on fire, and then bury it after it is turned to ash. *if they have eggs, you can eat those, they're very tasty.
it is not
The tree octopus is an internet hoax made in 1999
There is no such thing as a tree octopus. It is not endangered. It was all just an internet hoax.
The tree octopus does not exist. There are no octopi that are amphibians.The "Pacific tree octopus" (pseudo-classification Octopus paxarboria) was a 1998 internet hoax that was intended as a parody of actual ecological awareness groups.
Lyle Zapato invented the Tree Octopus. It's fake.
Images of a tree octopus can be found at various websites. The most popular websites with images of a tree octopus are Zapato Productions Intradimensional and Wikipedia.
no
NO
The Northeast Gutter Snipe ranks highest in gullibility and The Northwest Tree Octopus is second.
Yes a lion mane jellyfish can kill octopus. Because the octopus can not take the rage and power that the jellyfish is providing.
the octopus sucks in water and jets it out like a squid
yes