How do you kill penguins with a sofa?

Answer 1

Step 1: You must first dress up as a Jellyfish monkey but watch out in case a Jellyfish monkey is there and attack you if they do follow these rules: What_to_do_when_you_get_attacked_by_jellyfish_monkeys

Step 2: Make friends with the penguin you want to kill.

Step 3: if you are friend they will invite you to fish tea drink some and be respectful.

Step 4: they will sleep sometime so wait till they all go to sleep don't worry they will invite you to stay over.

Step 5: When there asleep get the sofa out of your van and drag it to the house.

Step 6: You can choose if you want them asleep or awake when you want to kill them.

Step 7: If you want them Asleep just drop it on them not and then.

Step 8: If you want the awake tie the sofa to a piece of string and hang it above them when they awake drop the sofa on them.

Then you job will be done if you want to do it again i would advise you to go to another town or city.

Yours Sincerely

President of Jellyfish Monkey Land