How do you know if you are completely obssessed with the Sims?

Answer 1

• You know all the expansion pack names for The Sims 1, 2 and 3.
• You know all the platforms you can get them on.
• You dream of one day having your own "Plumbob" to sit above your head.
• You consider any minute not playing The Sims as a minute wasted.
• You know all the cheats for The Sims 1, 2 and 3, on every platform.
• You own every Sims game there is, and again, on every platform.
• When you get dizzy, instead of stars, green Plumbobs spin around your head.
• You actually know what a Plumbob is.
• You bought a Nintendo Wii, just to see what The Sims is like on it.
• You see the Improve Answer button, and run around the house screaming, realising you can add to this question's answer.
• You greet people by saying "Helloshk" like they do on The Sims.