How do you make a transporter?

Answer 1

well no one knows for sure but i think that you need special objects and developers know one knows how to make a transporter.

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How to build a transporter:

• Buy some planks of cheap lumber and a couple of wheels.
• Find a good workshop
• Saw lumber into a number of 5x10 boards.
• Use carpenters glue to stick 4 5x10 boards together then nail together to form a sturdy platform
• Measure the width of the boards and cut 2 more boards to that length.
• Glue and nail one board on each end of the platform
• Glue and nail on each remaining side 2 5x10 boards so the sides are built up a bit. You now have a nice cart.
• Run back out to the store and buy 2 strong metal tubes at approx the length 10.5 inches
• Put the wheels on the metal tube and bolt the tube to the bottom of the platform. Use wing nuts to secure the wheels to the metal tube.
• Saw 2 foot sized holes in the bottom of your cart.
• Run back to the store and buy some really, really strong shoes. These will be your brakes, so make very sure they have a thick soul.
• Also buy a couple of cushions and some drawer handles.
• Nail these to the platform. Make sure the nails are driven in properly because this is your seat. Any protruding nails will hurt like a bugger.
• Bolt the handles to the inside of the cart. These will now be referred to as your HOLY SH*T handles.
• Paint nice racing stripes onto the side of your new cart. The illusion of speed is essential for this transporter.
• Find a very steep hill.
• Run back to the store and buy the best crash helmet you can find. If you can afford it, buy some good elbow pads too.
• Put your helmet and elbow pads on.
• Climb into the cart.
• Securely grab onto the Holy Sh*T handles.
• Push your feet through the foot holes and start to paddle forward.
• Once you have gained enough momentum pull your feet up.
• Yell "HOLY SH..." as you careen down the hill
• When you are close to your destination push your feet back through the holes and apply your brakes like Fred Flinstone does.
• Pray.. pray a lot that you stop

You are now the proud owner of a Transport device.