This has happened to me so trust me it works. Everytime he farts make a really loud farting sound with your mouth. After a while he will start getting really annoyed, and eventually he might stop.
close your but cheeks!lol
I can't stop so go away(>.<)
No, farting does not make you lighter. Farting is the release of gas from the digestive system and does not affect a person's overall weight.
Put on some deodorant, make your boobies glisten with vegetable oil, make him some bacon and stop farting when you sleep.
Put a cork in your anus to stop the gas flow.
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Yes, all animals need to release gas from their body.
when you die Actually, even death won't prevent you from farting. Dead bodies that haven't been embalmed can "fart" as decomposition gasses are released.
Push your bottom out of the duvet...then technically it won't be in bed