Give her flowers and say your very sorry.
You make a joke about something he thinks is funny when you're talking about it to him. Don't just spring it out of the open. That's pushing too hard.
Not at all.
Weird. You can see them looking at you, joke around you, or even avoid you. something like that.
Only if the joke is meant to be offensive.
someone with a shapely buttocks. This is not meant to be a joke
No. Willie Wonka author meant it to be a joke.
Just talk to her. Start with an inside joke, or something you have in common. Both worked for me a week ago :)
The joke must have been very insulting to him. If it were a joke meant to poke fun at a certain type of person, he may feel offended that you would insult them in such a distasteful manner. Or he was going to break up with you for something else and used the joke as an excuse as to not hurt your feelings over the real reason.
Jokes in general are intended to be funny to all involved in knowing it. However a "practical joke" is not funny as the subject/recipient of the practical joke can be either hurt, embarrassed, or suffer some kind of loss while those perpetrating or observing the joke consider it to be a laughing matter.
I got a decent TRUE joke about favre for ya Those nude pictures he sent were meant for that one girl, but you know favre, they got intercepted :)
the best answer i can give ya is to have a joke or a couple wait until she is loose with you or trusts you then move to her lips slowly and if you fell something then its on!!
probably but if she acts really really nervous it could be like a joke/friends thing (i.e. if she got dared to ask you out)